16 8 / 2014

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16 8 / 2014

"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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16 8 / 2014

"The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three."

(via x)

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16 8 / 2014

cyberho:

I’M SO ALONE I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND I WANT A DICK I CAN COPYRIGHT AND CLAIM AS MINE I WANT TO START SHIT WHEN SOMEBODY STARES AT HIM FOR TOO LONG, I WANNA COOK BREAKFAST FOR HIM AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DICKING 

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15 8 / 2014

15 8 / 2014

10 8 / 2014

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

image

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10 8 / 2014

10 8 / 2014

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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10 8 / 2014

hannahstasia:

emily fucking gilmore

hannahstasia:

emily fucking gilmore

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10 8 / 2014

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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09 8 / 2014

09 8 / 2014

09 8 / 2014

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08 8 / 2014