01 9 / 2014

laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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01 9 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

27 8 / 2014

silverwolfandcub:

outcast-oftheyear:

let-me-christmas-in-pieces:

holyswagbatman:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

I’m dying

Well

I laughed

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Jesus photobombs everything! Love it!!

(via bubthezombie)

27 8 / 2014

brasspistol:

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

joy

(via vonka)

27 8 / 2014

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via potato-tots)

27 8 / 2014

  • 1: come over
  • 2: do you have food
  • 1: my parents aren't home
  • 2: are they coming back with food

27 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

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24 8 / 2014

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24 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

(Source: brittapperry, via 10knotes)

18 8 / 2014

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution, via s-exhaustt)

16 8 / 2014

16 8 / 2014

"if you’re laying next to your lover, grab her ass hard, but kiss her forehead gently and say, “i’m grateful to have you”. that’s your queen."

Scottie Waves (via kushandwizdom)

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