26 7 / 2014

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via 18thsunset)

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via stormfilledeggshells)

26 7 / 2014

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via notoriouslywitty)

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."

26 7 / 2014

"Acting like you don’t care is not letting it go."

Penelope Douglas (via chewingdirt)

i really needed to read this tonight 

(via vampire—weekend)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via campbelltoe)

26 7 / 2014

nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

(via s-exhaustt)

26 7 / 2014

(Source: naturaelsoulle, via s-exhaustt)

26 7 / 2014

marinashutup:

it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you

(via s-exhaustt)

26 7 / 2014

(Source: wordismasha, via s-exhaustt)

26 7 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

What Your Graphic Tee Says About You (more) [collegehumor]

Previously: 'Fun vs. Effort' Graph for Pets

(via smelseeee)

26 7 / 2014

chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

chuchuchullio:

Some days it’s so hard to take this advice.

(Source: voyaserfranco, via queen-b-i-t-c-h)

26 7 / 2014

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